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Tuesday, November 9th, 2004

08:41 pm

It's absolute filth. I am at loss for words.

Story Or Series Title: <a href=http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2126916/1/ target=new>Over Protection</a> (<i>I see.</i>)
Fandom: We all weep, as Rurouni Kenshin is <i>the</i> Fandom that Attracts Most Crap, no offense. I am immune enough to be proud of that achievement, in a demented way.
Culprit: G.R. Falk (<i>Which is the only thing that sounds normal.</i>)

Full Name (plus titles if any): Hajime Sazuma, with an awfully clever "(pronounced saa-zoo-ma)" inserted in the story.
Full Species(es): <i>Awfulli repulsis</i>
Hair Color (include adjectives): None mentioned, but I feel that we will get a nasty dose of that when the chapters roll by.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Same as above.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Shall I add, "Instead of the traditional samurai outfits, some of the people (I’m one of them) have embraced jeans and T-shirts form America." Yes, in the early 1900s.
Special Possessions (if any): Let's see - a boyfriend who, at sixteen, has joined an "anti-imperialist army", let's out blood-curdling screams, and eventually get's murdered by Saitou because Sazuma <i>could not protect him</i>.
Annoying Origin: A retarded Suethor who uses brackets compulsively, has been watching too much Titanic and should be banned from writing fanfiction for life. Someone give her the feedback she deserves, I am too numb from the toxic fumes to say anything. If you're kind enough, sponsor her therapy.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Apparently, she is the daughter and "only family" of Saitou, where her "mother and brother was murdered by Shishio". In this story, Saitou is butchered and mutilated into being portrayed as an abusive, over-protective father who <i>runs a dojo</i>. Saitou fans, this is the one fic you cannot miss. If Saitou ever read this, it would drive him to perform seppuku, I kid you not.
Annoying Special Abilities:  It seems she has better sword skills than her father, and tries not to "hit him" during practice sessions. Ah.
Other Annoying Traits: She sounds horribly American, I suspect this is a semi-self-insertion fic. "...that's dad for ya." Lord help me.

And this is only the first chapter. . .Collapse )

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Thursday, October 21st, 2004

09:28 pm
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Sunday, October 10th, 2004

04:23 am
bunch of experimental icons mostly made quite sometime ago,
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